Year: 2014

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up! Or more playful tunes from the Crabster….. Silent WEED, holy WEED All is calm, all is bright Round yon Toker and Spliff Holy WEED so tender and mild Sleep in stoned peace Sleep in

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO! Or deck the halls with boughs of weed now, tra la la la laaaaaa! O come, all ye Tokers, Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to Amsterdam. Come and smoke it, Born

Mashed Crab at Christmas!

Mashed Crab at Christmas! Or the better way of doing this festive thing! On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a fat spliff in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true

Cannabis, life and the urban myth – things to ponder with a spliff and a smile THREE.

Cannabis, life and the urban myth – things to ponder with a spliff and a smile THREE. Or time out a smug twat and laugh at some of lifes funny things! Once a SMUG TWAT, always a SMUG TWAT. Just

70’s kids TV – so THAT’S why we all love drugs!

70’s kids TV – so THAT’S why we all love drugs! Or a look at the influences that influence… So it’s a bit of a cliche to mention ‘The Magic Roundabout’ when discussing the drugs references in all that great

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew ELEVEN?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew ELEVEN? Or FUCKING PANIC YOU SORRY SHITS! Theresa May, the home secretary to the political arm of the ‘defence’ industry (see picture above), today announces new measures aimed at those pesky

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TEN?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TEN? Or Mashed Crab couldn’t let the story about Bob Marley pass you by….. So the momentum is picking up, more US states vote for legalisation, Uruguay is completely spliff friendly

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew NINE?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew NINE? Or why does the Daily Mail, why? So Mashed Crab would like to explore some of the ‘issues’ that constantly exercise the tiny brains that belong to Daily Mail readers.

Mashed Crab and stoned adventures under the sea……

Mashed Crab and stoned adventures under the sea……or why does my spliff keep going out? So Mashed Crab has realised that I haven’t taken you to my world (no, not the stoned place where we all like to be). In

80 TOKES – HOW TO PLAY THE GAME!

80 TOKES – HOW TO PLAY THE GAME! Or here’s how to set it up, play it and the rules in a nutshell. So the above should remind you why we’re here. For today Mashed Crab would like to give