Month: September 2014

Why I’d rather be a Mashed Crab and not a human!

Why I’d rather be a Mashed Crab and not a human (unless there was a bag of cannabis on offer)! Mashed Crab, and my wide range of phylum Crustacea brethren, will briefly drop a few examples of why we’d MUCH

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew FOUR?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew FOUR he’s a jolly good Crab, man, for he’s a jolly good Crab, man, for he’s a jolly good Crab, man and so say all of us…………turbots? Mashed Crab would just

Tales from the smoking den. Mashed Crab and the cannabis adventures.

Tales from the smoking den. Mashed Crab and the cannabis adventures. Not that the Mashed Crab REALLY enjoyed Breaking Bad or anything, but Mashed Crab DID really enjoy breaking bad. Here is a little homage to Walt and a little

The Complete Untruths of New Tony……….more news….

The Complete Untruths of New Tony……….more news….. So Mashed Crab would like to ask you to suspend the desire to smash your fist into the screen, to sidestep the wish to rip his head off and to simply smoke a

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew THREE?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew THREE? Now get smoking a spliff, let’s settle down and and mash up……. So as the Mashed Crab of 80 tokes I’ve got a view on the news that might not

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TWO?

The Mashed Crab has had a long look at the recent news so you don’t have to. Here I bring you the important, the mad, the trivial and the odd…….but can you spot the crab news? ‘Woman of child bearing age

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew, who really knew? Mashed Crab would like to share with you some of the weeks news. There have been BIG stories, small stories and jackanories and the usual shit puked up

80 tokes – the Best smoking board game in the world TWO.

80 tokes – the BEST smoking board game in the world TWO. ‘We’ve got the board and the pieces but how does the game actually work?’ ‘Give it 5 minutes and you’ll get the hang of it’ said Dave Robitt,