Month: November 2014

70’s kids TV – so THAT’S why we all love drugs!

70’s kids TV – so THAT’S why we all love drugs! Or a look at the influences that influence… So it’s a bit of a cliche to mention ‘The Magic Roundabout’ when discussing the drugs references in all that great

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew ELEVEN?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew ELEVEN? Or FUCKING PANIC YOU SORRY SHITS! Theresa May, the home secretary to the political arm of the ‘defence’ industry (see picture above), today announces new measures aimed at those pesky

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TEN?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TEN? Or Mashed Crab couldn’t let the story about Bob Marley pass you by….. So the momentum is picking up, more US states vote for legalisation, Uruguay is completely spliff friendly

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew NINE?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew NINE? Or why does the Daily Mail, why? So Mashed Crab would like to explore some of the ‘issues’ that constantly exercise the tiny brains that belong to Daily Mail readers.

Mashed Crab and stoned adventures under the sea……

Mashed Crab and stoned adventures under the sea……or why does my spliff keep going out? So Mashed Crab has realised that I haven’t taken you to my world (no, not the stoned place where we all like to be). In

80 TOKES – HOW TO PLAY THE GAME!

80 TOKES – HOW TO PLAY THE GAME! Or here’s how to set it up, play it and the rules in a nutshell. So the above should remind you why we’re here. For today Mashed Crab would like to give

More US states vote to legalise cannabis!

More US states vote to legalise cannabis! Or, you can say what your like about Americans (no, really, I mean it, you can say WHATEVER you like) but at least some of them appear to possess a brain. Now Mashed

Mashed Crab and a wander through the quantum universe.

Mashed Crab and a wander through the quantum universe or what the fuck, I’m here, and here too! This might not be the time to be stoned beyond belief. If your face is melting, if you’re dribbling without control or