Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up! Or more playful tunes from the Crabster….. Silent WEED, holy WEED All is calm, all is bright Round yon Toker and Spliff Holy WEED so tender and mild Sleep in stoned peace Sleep in…

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO! Or deck the halls with boughs of weed now, tra la la la laaaaaa! O come, all ye Tokers, Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to Amsterdam. Come and smoke it, Born…

Mashed Crab at Christmas! Or the better way of doing this festive thing! On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a fat spliff in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true…

Cannabis, life and the urban myth – things to ponder with a spliff and a smile THREE. Or time out a smug twat and laugh at some of lifes funny things! Once a SMUG TWAT, always a SMUG TWAT. Just…