Month: January 2015

Some cartoons, fables and funny stuff with auntie Mable.

Some cartoons, fables and funny stuff with auntie Mable. Or who she, is she? A visual guide for the hard of seeing…. Through the ages and down the centuries funny stories have been told and cartoons have been drawn that

Legal Marijuana Is The Fastest-Growing Industry In The U.S!

Legal Marijuana Is The Fastest-Growing Industry In The U.S! Or get that over to England, and FAST! Legal marijuana is the fastest-growing industry in the United States and if the trend toward legalization spreads to all 50 states, marijuana could

Jamaica poised to relax cannabis laws!

Jamaica poised to relax cannabis laws! Or there is a momentum brewing people and let’s keep it rolling along, by rolling a long one! The government in Jamaica has approved a bill that would decriminalise possession of small amounts of

Thousands of jobs created, $60m taxes raised and crime is falling: A year after legalisation of weed, Colorado police admit ‘everything’s fine’!

Thousands of jobs created, $60m taxes raised and crime is falling: A year after legalisation of weed, Colorado police admit ‘everything’s fine’. Or fuck all you right wing republicans who predicted doom! So the results are in, and they are

A black hole and a way to smoke.

Black holes and a way to smoke. Or the ultimate trip! So Crab fans, let’s take a little journey. Except it’s not a ‘little’ journey at all, at least not in the physical sense, for to make this journey physically

What value a life?

What value a life? Or don’t die poor, black and African because the world doesn’t give a fuck!   Yes, we were all rightly outraged at the recent events in Paris. 17 innocent people were gunned down by simple minded

JE SUIS CHARLIE!

JE SUIS CHARLIE! Or ENOUGH IS ENOUGH with pandering to the religious……… That’s for the criminals who shot the innocent yesterday. Fuck you, you simple minded fuckers. JE SUIS CHARLIE! And that’s for the people who cheered when they heard

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab! Or what’s new for you in 2015? So your happy Mashed Crab would like to wish you all the best for 2015. I hope this year is a very good one for you all.