So let the cannabis flow with Mashed Crab in tow! Or where we think we’ve got to. Or have we?
Although Mashed Crab isn’t a fan of the ‘selfie’ I thought I’d drop the picture in to remind you that it’s me. What with all the cannabis that’s flying around, I’ll get a round, a round and around, around here, we can see it for what it is. My hat is happy and that makes me calm, even though I’m not wearing it and to be honest I don’t own it but I do get to keep it as long as no one knows. That could be the cannabis, but it could just as easily be the acid or the pills. Will you be able to diagnose the problem in a hat, or do you need the Mashed Crab to hold it for a while? I’m easy either way. If it’s easy take it twice because you might only get one chance with some of this.
And Mashed Crab thought it right to to introduce you to the ex Mrs Crab, of no fixed abode and bringing less bang for your buck than an ant on a stag do. She was a cannabis fiend, which is probably one of the reasons I was attracted to her. The fact I was up for some inter-species jabby jabby and am hung like a skate (an under the sea in joke but take it from me I can flip at the thought of a cockle in a bucket) seemed all good at the time. I’d lured her in with some smooth dance moves and had filled her glass with rohypnol and before you could say ‘maganese potassium permanganate Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and I waved my mandibil’ I’d married her and got her stoned. Oh yes, there was a blow back and that occured once she was awake and lucid. Bitch. So I left her before she was on to me. I did also have a word with a close cartoon character as I’d just dropped a cube of acid and had dabbed some MDMA that I’d dusted on her crimson.
NEVER ask a cartoon for an opinion on your day. If the acid is good you’ll listen and act. If it’s not you’ll listen and cry. Either way avoid asking the question because you might not be able to take the answer…………..know what I mean, and I mean YOU. Time to swim as the sun is coming and the questions never cease…………..tee hee!