Cannabis, life and the urban myth – things to ponder with a spliff and a smile THREE. Or time out a smug twat and laugh at some of lifes funny things!
Once a SMUG TWAT, always a SMUG TWAT. Just needed to get that off my chest/thorax. Now on to spliff and cannabis…..
Take a few pinches from the cannabis above, roll yourself a fat spliff and enjoy the wibble..
If you come across ‘A Blessing In Disguise’ hide.
Feel free to ‘Go The Extra Mile’ unless you’re standing on a donkey.
If you find you are ‘Head Over Heels’ disconnect the power from your butt plug.
‘It Takes Two To Tango’ but just one to roll…….so get with it!
The best way to fool a tory is to say ‘Keep your chin up’. They just can’t do it!
As you’ll see ‘Variety Is The Spice Of Life’.
If ‘A floating ball never spins’ why can I see the crows?
Why does ‘Cheese in a bucket for the horse’ often lead to violence?
‘A watched kettle’ avoids the time.
So that’s where my pipe went!
Have the subliminal images worked yet? Till next time Crab fans……………