Category: FUNNY TIL YOUR ARSE FALLS OFF

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Mashed Crab at Christmas. Weed up!

Mashed Crab at Christmas. Weed up! Or more playful tunes from the Crabster….. Silent WEED, holy WEED All is calm, all is bright Round yon Toker and Spliff Holy WEED so tender and mild Sleep in stoned peace Sleep in stoned

Mashed Crab and the nineties – Ecstasy and the need to speeeeed!

Mashed Crab and the nineties – Ecstasy and the need to speeeeed! “So where did the nineties go for you Mr Mashed Crab?” asked a nematode worm as he sneezed heavily following a 12 inch line of fine powder. “Shit,

Cannabis, life and the urban myth – things to ponder with a spliff and a smile TWO.

Cannabis, life and the urban myth – things to ponder with a spliff and a smile TWO. Or up to date with the Crabmeister… Always good to see the cannabis, feel the cannabis, smell the cannabis and taste the cannabis.

Einstein and e=mc2 – the relative effects on the toker!

Einstein and e=mc2 – the relative effects on the toker! First the fundamentals, fundamentals and chicken orientals. There’s something in this so listen up, or read up if you’re hard of hearing or listen up if you’ve forgotten your glasses.

David Cameron…..you couldn’t make it up!

David Cameron…..you couldn’t make it up! Or, as a consequence, I won’t make it up because once a twat….. So not content with being the ‘chap’ who presided over a government that: 1. Reduced tax bills for millionaires whilst simultaneously

David Cameron likes blow and blow jobs from dead pigs!

David Cameron likes blow and blow jobs from dead pigs! Or not content with fucking the poor and the disabled Cameron likes a bit of porking…. So let’s kick this off with an ‘allegedly’ shall we? So Dave, lead cock

Magic mushrooms ‘less harmful than thought’ and should be reclassified, says leading psychiatrist.

Magic mushrooms ‘less harmful than thought’ and should be reclassified, says leading psychiatrist. Or take me to the field, bro……….. Psychedelic drugs including LSD and magic mushroom are much less harmful than has been claimed, and should be reclassified to

It’s random alright. Alright?

It’s random alright. Alright? Or a fridge magnet full of metal bits from the freezer……… So, basically, avoid smoking tobacco when you’re pissed, sitting for a forth week on the sofa, that you moved into the car when you were planning

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TWELVE?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew TWELVE? Or stuff, yawns and fuck me, this shit passes for news? The Mashed Crab has had a long look at the recent news so you don’t have to. Here I bring

It’s the Oscars! Mashed Crab has some predictions!

It’s the Oscars! Mashed Crab has some predictions! Or yawn, yawn and more on the self satisfied cunt community….. Mashed Crab is delighted to add his own contribution to the fifty billion other comments (which are mostly fawning and arse