David Cameron likes blow and blow jobs from dead pigs! Or not content with fucking the poor and the disabled Cameron likes a bit of porking….
So let’s kick this off with an ‘allegedly’ shall we? So Dave, lead cock of the UK junta, known dickhead and one time member (see what I did there?) of the Bullingdon Club, enjoyed a cheeky blow job from a dead pig. The story, to be published in an unauthorised biography of Dave, makes reference to an initiation ceremony Dave took part in during his time at Oxford.
Dave was also accused of being a committed toker, enjoying blow whenever he could get his hands on it. Nice one Dave! We like THAT bit.
At this point we have yet to receive a categorical denial from Cameron, and perhaps we never will.
Here’s what we do know. The Bullingdon club was made up of some of the worlds leading bores, believing themselves to be something special simply because Ma and Papa had the money to send them to public school and then onto Oxford. A confirmed company of cunts.
Mashed Crab is sick. Sick of these shitheads gaining any further publicity. So here’s a picture to enjoy……….