Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab! Or what’s new for you in 2015?

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

So your happy Mashed Crab would like to wish you all the best for 2015. I hope this year is a very good one for you all. Of course it is traditional at this time of year to set out a whole load of resolutions, a list of those things you either intend to do more of, less of or to do for the first time. Well as a Mashed Crab at large in the sea there are a few things that just won’t change so I’ll not kid you that I’m going to stop smoking happy holyweed, or indeed cut down, as I keep the rest of my life in perfect harmony with my smoking space.

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

I will confess that I do intend to change the supply chain this year though………….

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

And I may try this year and keep my stash out of the reach of miners, minors, cheese monkeys and other friends……..

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

Whilst maintaining exacting standards throughout…….

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

But as you all know YOU ARE SAFE WITH THE CRAB, YOU ARE SAFE WITH THE CRAB……

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

Of course you bloody well are Crab fans, we are all in this together…….

Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!

 

One comment on “Happy New Year from Mashed Crab!
  1. Bongotastic says:

    I was there that dinner with Obama. My, my, it sure helped the sauce go down.

    Nice with a bit of spice!

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