Happy New Year from Mashed Crab! Or what’s new for you in 2015?
So your happy Mashed Crab would like to wish you all the best for 2015. I hope this year is a very good one for you all. Of course it is traditional at this time of year to set out a whole load of resolutions, a list of those things you either intend to do more of, less of or to do for the first time. Well as a Mashed Crab at large in the sea there are a few things that just won’t change so I’ll not kid you that I’m going to stop smoking happy holyweed, or indeed cut down, as I keep the rest of my life in perfect harmony with my smoking space.
I will confess that I do intend to change the supply chain this year though………….
And I may try this year and keep my stash out of the reach of miners, minors, cheese monkeys and other friends……..
Whilst maintaining exacting standards throughout…….
But as you all know YOU ARE SAFE WITH THE CRAB, YOU ARE SAFE WITH THE CRAB……
Of course you bloody well are Crab fans, we are all in this together…….