Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew EIGHT?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew EIGHT? Or the stooopid humans keep fighting a ‘war on drugs’ on and it’s not working!

Mashed Crab brings you the news - who knew EIGHT?

In the news today the Home Office has finally published a report, the contents of which Mashed Crab could’ve told you about 20 years ago, that states that there is no correlation between the demand for drugs and drugs use and the severity of sentences handed down for drug use. Mashed Crab would like to add here that the pope is a fucking catholic, bears enjoy a poo in the woods and the sun will be up tomorrow morning. This is one of those ‘statement of the bleeding obvious’ moments that so expose the bullshit we have to live with. With no hint of irony or self awareness the Bullingdon Club lead tory government, always afraid of offending the racist and anti-drug lobby that is the readership of the Daily Mail, instantly dismissed the report and said they would like to keep locking up people who enjoy the odd spliff. Utter cunts, I know. Despite the huge volume of EVIDENCE that the ‘war on drugs’ has failed miserably and has merely enriched criminal gangs on the planet and has done nothing to stop your regular guys and gals taking drugs the thickos who run this country would rather pander to the wishes of the stuck up middle classes instead of manning up and actually doing the right thing.


For balance let’s just add this one too, which really reveals the racist tendency of middle England (where ever that might be)………

Mashed Crab brings you the news - who knew EIGHT?

And not forgetting the Express, who were very courageous in putting a headline about immigration next to a picture of one of the biggest benefits scroungers in the country…………..



So what we have here is a governement who will deliberately and knowingly continue to enforce a policy that will:

1. Enrich foreign criminals (oh Bloody hell Daily Mail!)

2. Kill 2000 people a year, some of whom may be racist middle class types (oh fucking hell Daily Mail!)

3. Swell the cost of public services by locking up otherwise lawful people (oh, it appears the Daily Mail has wet itself and is about to self combust with the absurdity of it all and the impossibility of admitting it’s wrong).

What weed like to see (for it is the holyweed we need), in the humble opinion of your cannabis loving Mashed Crab, is a bit more




Keep toking, keep smoking and enjoy your daze……………….



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