Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew SEVEN?

Mashed Crab brings you the news – who knew SEVEN? Or the army finally gets out of Princess Anne.

Mashed Crab brings you the news - who knew SEVEN?

So after 13 odd years, one of the longest occupations in British history (apart from India, South Africa, America, Australia, Kenya, Iraq, Rhodesia, Uganda, Nigeria, Swaziland, Falkland Islands, Bahrain, Barbados, Cyprus, Gibraltar, Hong Kong, Jamaica, Kuwait, Malta, New Zealand, St Lucia, Singapore, Trinidad, Zanzibar etc etc) came to an end as the British army finally withdrew from Princess Anne. Despite having achieved fuck all (unless you want a body count in which case they’ve achieved widowhood or orphaning of several hundred British people and many tens of thousands of AfAnnie people) it was deemed the right time to get the hell out of Anne and come home.
Mashed Crab brings you the news - who knew SEVEN?
At least on their return the soldiers will find that the price of a hit of heroin has gone down, given the complete failure to slow the rise of the opium crop (in fact this year is a bumper one for the opium growers so well done boys)…………..
Mashed Crab brings you the news - who knew SEVEN?
and can now look forward to another posting in IRAQ/SYRIA/CRIMEA/HONG KONG (please delete as appropriate). You just can’t beat history, or a bunch of men with sharp sticks and a rusty nail as a weapon.
Yes, Mashed Crab brings you the news. In other news………
The Bullingdon club offshoot, the government of the UK, has decided it would rather watch tens of thousands of innocent people drown rather than bothering to lift a finger to help them. (Please see below a picture of people who WILL die because of this – happy now?)
Theresa May, not easily mistaken for a human being at the best of times, says the rescue operations, which had so far saved the lives of more than 150,000 migrants, were acting as a factor for illegal migration.
What perverse logic is this fucking woman working to? Where is the mention of escape from war, torture, poverty, starvation, rape, murder, imprisonment, disease, persecution? Following the bile of the Daily Mail and keeping stuck up tories happy in the shires she condemns thousands of desperate HUMAN BEINGS to a watery grave. And delivers another small victory to the UDICK party.
Another sad day for the world Crab fans, another sad day……………………

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