Mashed Crab at Christmas!

Mashed Crab at Christmas! Or the better way of doing this festive thing!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two bucket bongs and a fat spliff in a pear tree

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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three french joints and a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling birds and a fat spliff in a pear tree

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five ounces of gold seal and a fat spliff in a pear tree

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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six bags of weed and a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven swan papers and a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me an eighth and a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine ladies toking and a fat spliff in a pear tree

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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten lords a smoking and a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me two bucket bongs and a fat spliff in a pear tree

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve drummers rolling and a fat spliff in a pear tree

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So it really is time for Mr Mashed to wish you all a very stoned festive period and a completely ‘off yer nut’ New Year. If you can get yourself a henry or two, or some lush bud from a home growing mate, or indeed just a spliffs worth from Uncle Tippytrumper of the clan Tippytrumper in the glen o morning time then get rolling, get toking and just enjoy…………..

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