Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up! Or more playful tunes from the Crabster…..

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

Silent WEED, holy WEED
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Toker and Spliff
Holy WEED so tender and mild
Sleep in stoned peace
Sleep in stoned peace

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

Silent WEED, holy WEED!
Shepherds quake at the sight

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

Glories stream from the burning spliff
Heavenly hosts sing I’m wasted!

Spliff the Saviour is here
Spliff, the Saviour is HERE!

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

Silent WEED, holy WEED
Son of a bitch, love’s pure light
Radiant beams from Thy stoned face

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!


With the dawn of the munchies
Spliff, nice, at anytime
Spliff, nice, at anytime

Mashed Crab at Christmas THREE. Weed up!

So it’s clear, is it not, that the pursuit of hedonism is MUCH more important than some daft holy festival UNLESS, of course, you can combine the two. Ask for your own rolling kit, an ounce of your favourite cannabis and just enjoy the day. Share a spliff with Auntie Mabel, a toke with Uncle Flop and a bucket bong with Grannie and I can guarantee tow things. One, the day will be a very chilled affair. And two, there won’t be any left overs at lunch, or dinner, or supper for that matter.

So Mashed Crab fans, now it’s nearly Christmas just remember to roll another fat one and get high, high high while you ho, ho, ho………..Merry Christmas!

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