Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO! Or deck the halls with boughs of weed now, tra la la la laaaaaa!

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

O come, all ye Tokers,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Amsterdam.
Come and smoke it,
Born the King of spliff!

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

O come, let us smoke with him,
O come, let us smoke with him,
O come, let us smoke with him,
Christ I’m stoned.

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

Sing, alleluia,
All ye choirs of tokers;
O sing, all ye blissful ones of 80 tokes.
Glory to spliff
Now I’m high as a kite!

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

O come, let us smoke with him,
O come, let us smoke with him,
O come, let us smoke with him,
Christ I’m stoned.

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

Yea, spliff, we greet Thee,
Stoned this happy morning;
Toking, to Thee be the glory giv’n;
Spliff of the group Toke,
Now in the joint appearing,

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

O come, let us smoke with him,
O come, let us smoke with him,
O come, let us smoke with him,
Christ I’m stoned.

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

So Mashed Crab fans, Mashed Crab would like you all to have a great Christmas and to bear in mind the real ethos behind Christmas. Skin up, spark a fat one and float through the clouds on a wave of haze and bliss!

Mashed Crab at Christmas TWO!

 

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