Mashed Crab and a wander through the quantum universe or what the fuck, I’m here, and here too!
This might not be the time to be stoned beyond belief. If your face is melting, if you’re dribbling without control or you’ve just eaten your fourth fridge full best run along and get some more spliff down you. If, however, you’re just a bit wobbly and are up for some interesting shit then stick around and read on. Of course, if the mulit-verse theory is correct, then you (or someone who is you but isn’t you, or someone who is you but isn’t quite you, or someone who isn’t quite you but is you but just isn’t here but is there, or someone………Mashed Crab could go on) may’ve already read this, may have actually written this, may be reading this later or may never read it, or you may know someone who has read it and are looking forward to reading it yourself, or at least someone who is like yourself, or is someone who may be like yourself but is not yet born, or who only understands sign language…….we are in the zone of the infinite possibility Mashed Crab fans, and what a place it is! Once the probability matrix gets involved with quantum infinity possibilities then you can be sure you’re mind will melt without trace. Don’t think absorb, my friends, absorb.
Just when you think you might ‘get’ the way stuff works, the orbits of the planets, why apples fall on heads and why your palm heats up when you’re rubbing a fanny, along comes quantum mechanics and your brain just goes pop! The longer you try and process the knowledge the more your brain will long for a bit of peace. Is Schrodingers cat dead or alive? Should you peer into the box? Does the act of observation kill the cat, was it already dead, or do you find it licking it’s own balls and looking at you with its usual aloof stare?
Can you be in two places at once? And if you can be which one is you? Who knew, YOU? Even I need a fat one now……..